weavemunchers:

Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway

(via pizza)

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

(via hate)

wifigodz:

america looks dumb sending a bunch of gays to russia to show them that it is acceptable and they should be treated equally but yet gAY MARRIAGE IS ILLEGAL

(Source: lmaoalien, via human)

bewbers:

"we’re having guests over come downstairs"

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via illaminati-deactivated20140723)

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via fake-mermaid)

snapchatting:

girl: dad i’m pregnant

dad: ha ha nice to meet u pregnant, i’m dad!!!

(via moistbottom)

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

geekycrap:

harrygomeme:

Look at this purebread puppy

i’m done

(Source: kuronekofanblog, via circumcising)

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

(Source: uglyrenaissancebabies, via miranduh-cosgrove)

dekutree:

unclefather:

what is he getting out of this

answer the fucking question while i’m still hard

(via zackisontumblr)