datsenseofhumor:

beyoncevevo:

U KNOW HE DEAD

yeeeeeee

(Source: gotitforcheap, via vvankinq)

ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

(via vvankinq)

schoolwitch:

i love freckles theyre skin stars

(Source: sinaloan, via saddest69)

audino:

“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”

image

(Source: audinomoved, via shouldnt)

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

image

if only the titanic did that

(via condom)

davekat:

hectorsalamanca:

"LGBT" is an acronym which, as we all know, stands for lady gaga, bears, and twinks

what the fuck, how is this equal representation? wheres macklemore

(Source: lalondes, via wasiangod)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Some people handle floods better than others.

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(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals, via hi)

maritzac:

what boxes

(via salamiprincess)

(Source: viejospellejos, via orgasm)

gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

(via fake-mermaid)

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via sokkaflockaflameo)

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

(via shouldnt)

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(Source: brenthor, via dulect)